After years of complaining about stinky, packed trains, rental car prices & having taxi companies rob us blind we finally decided it was time to invest in a car of our own…a frustrating adventure that finally ended with purchase of this bit of fabulicious family functionality:
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A Quiet New Years Eve…
January 2, 2012As it’s our first year as mommy & daddy we decided to forego our usual Silvester Bash and spend a quiet night at home welcoming the new year with our little mouse…it didn’t quite happen that way…
…from 7pm – 3am we had our very own crashbangshakethewindows light show presented in surround sound, both in front and behind our building. erm…yay?
Without further ado….may I present…A Quiet New Years Eve in Germany….

Dirty Hippie Update: November edition
November 9, 2011November 9, the weather’s getting chilly…
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Canadian to German Driving License in just 4 steps?
October 22, 2011Unbelievably in a country as chock full of bureaucratic BS as Germany it really did only take 4 relatively simple steps to exchange my Canadian driver’s license for a German Führerschein…

Dirty Hippie Update…
September 9, 2011I’ve decided to update this post every month so everyone can join in the filthy fun of living next door to dirty hippies…here’s the latest thrilling pic:

Finding a Home in (Berlin) Germany
August 8, 2011So, you’ve found love, a new job or think the city is just fantastisch! Whatever the reason, you’ve moved to Berlin & now need a place to call home. Since relocating here in 2008 I have moved twice, once to a bigger apartment & the second time to escape a threatening asshat neighbour – more on that later.

Finding an apartment is quite easy. Here’s a couple of good sites to start with: Read the rest of this entry ?

Knocked Up in Germany
August 1, 2011
Congratulations! You have successfully procreated! It’s a time of excitement, fear & joy! If you live in Germany it’s also a time of paperwork, confusion, desperately looking for a doctor you can get along with (or at least tolerate), peeing into cups, having your blood drained & scans…lots of scans! The German health service is fantastic…it’s the people working for it who can make it or break for you, especially during hormonal pregnancy time! Read the rest of this entry ?

How to (not) get married in Germany
July 27, 2011Speaking from experience, (as a non-EU citizen) trying to get married to a German in Germany is as impossible as it is frustrating. The mountains of completely unnecessary paperwork; running from this office to that office; getting all of the certified documents within a specific timeframe; trying to get a Ledigkeitsbescheinigung - a certified letter from a government office in your home country confirming your single status – something that the German authorities insist on having BUT does not actually exist outside of Germany, the list is as confusing as it is endless. This video made by the talented & clever Andrew Bossum (aka rewboss) illustrates all of the insanity perfectly (although rewboss is an EU citizen & had to jump through a few less hoops than those of us without EU passports)
















